Tag Archives: tennis

  • Marin Cilic Looked Pretty, Ahem…Excited to Win the US Open (Pic)

    Marin Cilic Looked Pretty, Ahem…Excited to Win the US Open (Pic)

    You ever get so excited at an accomplishment that you just get a huge erection? Marin Cilic does. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. No one’s here to pass judgment, but the difference between you and Marin Cilic (besides success and money) is that when you get a boner, for whatever reason, you generally can […]

  • The 20 Hottest Women at the 2014 US Open

    The 20 Hottest Women at the 2014 US Open

    I used to feel bad for doing lists of the hottest female tennis players, like I was some kind of degenerate for pointing out that, in addition to being good at tennis, they are also very attractive. However, I don’t feel bad anymore. At time of writing, three of the top six Google search results […]

  • 15-Year-Old CiCi Bellis Takes the US Open by Storm

    15-Year-Old CiCi Bellis Takes the US Open by Storm

    Yesterday afternoon, 15-year-old CiCi Bellis, ranked No. 1,208 in the world, delivered one of the biggest upsets the US Open has seen in years by knocking off No. 12 seed Dominika Cibulkova, a finalist at the 2014 Australian Open. Bellis is the youngest woman (and I use “woman” lightly, since she’s really just a girl) […]

  • Two-on-One Doubles Tennis Is Very Sad Tennis (Video)

    Two-on-One Doubles Tennis Is Very Sad Tennis (Video)

    Have you ever wondered what would happen in a doubles tennis match if one half of a duo got injured and had to retire? Well I haven’t. But I guess I would have assumed the match would just be over. Apparently, though, that is not the case. Apparently the remaining player can stay and try […]

  • Serena Williams Crashes Wedding in Leopard Swimsuit (Photos)

    Serena Williams Crashes Wedding in Leopard Swimsuit (Photos)

    What’s the best way to get over a second round upset loss at the French Open?  I’ll give you a hint: It’s quite similar to the best way to get over a first round loss at the French Open and a recent break-up with your former fiance. Still having trouble figuring out the answer?  Let […]

  • Prince and His Scepter Watching Rafael Nadal at the French Open (Photos)

    Prince and His Scepter Watching Rafael Nadal at the French Open (Photos)

    There was a prince in attendance to watch Rafael Nadal‘s straight sets victory over Dusan Lajovic during their fourth-round match at the French Open on Monday. And No, we are not talking about the Prince of Monaco, the Prince of Spain, or even the Prince of Wales. Rather, the prince we speak of in this instance […]