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  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/12/11 — Francisco Liriano

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/12/11 — Francisco Liriano

    Francisco Liriano managed to come away with his fourth victory during yesterday’s start against the Texas Rangers, but it was what he failed to come away with that had most people talking following the game. Keeping the Texas Rangers’ bats quiet has not been an easy task for pitchers around the American League lately, but […]

  • Texas Rangers Draft Paralyzed Georgia Bulldogs Player

    Texas Rangers Draft Paralyzed Georgia Bulldogs Player

    Johnathan Taylor’s promising baseball career appeared to have come to an end on March 6th when he collided with fellow outfielder and close friend Zach Cone during a game against Florida State.  Taylor suffered a broken neck on the play and was paralyzed front he waist down, but he is currently completing rehab at the […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/6/11 — Brennan Boesch

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/6/11 — Brennan Boesch

    Two of the hottest teams in the Majors hooked up last night in Texas as the Rangers hosted the streaking Detroit Tigers.  With the Cleveland Indians slumping as of late, the Tigers have managed to climb right back into the hunt for top spot in the AL Central, and they gained some more ground last […]

  • Threat Of Tornado Cause Fans To Evacuate Rangers Ballpark (Video)

    Threat Of Tornado Cause Fans To Evacuate Rangers Ballpark (Video)

    Carlos Quentin home run balls weren’t the only thing lighting up the sky at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas last night.  The game had to be halted at 8:23 pm local time due to lightning, giant balls of hail, and the threat of an oncoming tornado.  At one point, the fans were forced to […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/24/11 — Carlos Quentin

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/24/11 — Carlos Quentin

    Hitting three home runs in a single game isn’t supposed to be a common occurrence for Major League baseball players, but that certainly has not been the case in the month of May.  Throughout the past two weeks we have witnessed the Mets’ Carlos Beltran, the Jays’ Jose Bautista, the Rockies’ Jason Giambi, and the […]

  • A.J. Pierzynski Saved George Bush From A Foul Ball Last Night (Video)

    A.J. Pierzynski Saved George Bush From A Foul Ball Last Night (Video)

    With the Secret Service nowhere to be found during the bottom of the 6th inning of last night’s game between the Chicago White Sox and the Texas Rangers, Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski was called into action in order to save former President George W. Bush from a fly ball. Bush was seated in the owner’s […]

  • Old Lady Catches Home Run Ball, Forced To Throw It Back (Video)

    Old Lady Catches Home Run Ball, Forced To Throw It Back (Video)

    It was great to see the joy on the face of this elderly female Rangers fan after she caught a home run ball at the game last night.  Unfortunately, that home run came off the bat of an Anaheim Angels player, and as the unwritten rules of Rangers Ballpark state, “no fan is permitted to […]

  • Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Compromise

    Picture Of The Day: Compromise

    You and the wife/girlfriend/fiancee/significant other are sitting down getting ready to enjoy a night on the couch watching Netflix on your laptop when suddenly you realize that both of you want to watch different programs.  You were hoping to catch the Boston Red Sox 2011 season opener against the Texas Rangers, while the woman wants […]

  • 1950s Civil Defense Movie Predicts World Series Game 2 Score (Video)

    1950s Civil Defense Movie Predicts World Series Game 2 Score (Video)

    After creating a huge buzz last week, the Charlie Chaplin time traveler mystery was quickly debunked as the supposed cell phone turned out to be nothing more than an old hearing aid.  Fair enough!  But how do all these experts expect to explain the latest case of “time traveler sightings”, which was discovered during a […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Check Out This “Fear The Beard” Pumpkin

    Picture Of The Day: Check Out This “Fear The Beard” Pumpkin

    The beards of the San Francisco Giants’ relievers seemed to have struck fear into the eyes of the Braves, Phillies and Rangers batters throughout the 2010 MLB playoffs.  As for this pumpkin, we doubt it struck the same type of fear into the hearts of trick-or-treaters around the Bay Area last night. So could this […]

  • Meet Liam Roybal, a.k.a. Little Ron Washington (Video)

    Meet Liam Roybal, a.k.a. Little Ron Washington (Video)

    Yesterday we featured the creative Ron Washington Halloween costume as our “Picture Of The Day.” Today we will allow you to meet the 7-year-old kid who has been credited with developing what many are referring to as this year’s greatest sports-themed Halloween costume. Liam Roybal has been getting rave reviews for his outfit that resembles […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Ron Washington Costume Is Kinda Creepy

    Picture Of The Day: This Ron Washington Costume Is Kinda Creepy

    Talk about scary Halloween costumes.  If I saw this kid walk up to my front door with that Ron Washington costume on, I would absolutely freak out.  And once I regained my composure, I would probably give him a hand full of Sweet Tarts.  Hopefully he doesn’t take the Ron Washington role-play too seriously, and […]

  • Another Look At The Douchebag Yankees Fan From Last Night (GIF)

    Another Look At The Douchebag Yankees Fan From Last Night (GIF)

    I must give credit where credit is due.  This douchebag did make a nice grab to prevent Nelson Cruz from robbing Robinson Cano of a home run in the second inning of last night’s ALCS game between the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.  But what’s with all the hand waving and stupid faces, […]