Tag Archives: texas rangers

  • Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Compromise

    Picture Of The Day: Compromise

    You and the wife/girlfriend/fiancee/significant other are sitting down getting ready to enjoy a night on the couch watching Netflix on your laptop when suddenly you realize that both of you want to watch different programs.  You were hoping to catch the Boston Red Sox 2011 season opener against the Texas Rangers, while the woman wants […]

  • 1950s Civil Defense Movie Predicts World Series Game 2 Score (Video)

    1950s Civil Defense Movie Predicts World Series Game 2 Score (Video)

    After creating a huge buzz last week, the Charlie Chaplin time traveler mystery was quickly debunked as the supposed cell phone turned out to be nothing more than an old hearing aid.  Fair enough!  But how do all these experts expect to explain the latest case of “time traveler sightings”, which was discovered during a […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Check Out This “Fear The Beard” Pumpkin

    Picture Of The Day: Check Out This “Fear The Beard” Pumpkin

    The beards of the San Francisco Giants’ relievers seemed to have struck fear into the eyes of the Braves, Phillies and Rangers batters throughout the 2010 MLB playoffs.  As for this pumpkin, we doubt it struck the same type of fear into the hearts of trick-or-treaters around the Bay Area last night. So could this […]

  • Meet Liam Roybal, a.k.a. Little Ron Washington (Video)

    Meet Liam Roybal, a.k.a. Little Ron Washington (Video)

    Yesterday we featured the creative Ron Washington Halloween costume as our “Picture Of The Day.” Today we will allow you to meet the 7-year-old kid who has been credited with developing what many are referring to as this year’s greatest sports-themed Halloween costume. Liam Roybal has been getting rave reviews for his outfit that resembles […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Ron Washington Costume Is Kinda Creepy

    Picture Of The Day: This Ron Washington Costume Is Kinda Creepy

    Talk about scary Halloween costumes.  If I saw this kid walk up to my front door with that Ron Washington costume on, I would absolutely freak out.  And once I regained my composure, I would probably give him a hand full of Sweet Tarts.  Hopefully he doesn’t take the Ron Washington role-play too seriously, and […]

  • Another Look At The Douchebag Yankees Fan From Last Night (GIF)

    Another Look At The Douchebag Yankees Fan From Last Night (GIF)

    I must give credit where credit is due.  This douchebag did make a nice grab to prevent Nelson Cruz from robbing Robinson Cano of a home run in the second inning of last night’s ALCS game between the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.  But what’s with all the hand waving and stupid faces, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/10 – Cliff Lee

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/10 – Cliff Lee

    The nickname “Mr. October” may currently belong to Reggie Jackson, however, should Cliff Lee continues his run of playoff dominance, that may have to change. Rangers’ manager Ron Washington ordered his starting rotation so that Lee would pitch Game 3 and give his team the opportunity to steal a game in New York, and that […]

  • Rangers Break Out The Ginger Ale After ALDS Victory

    Rangers Break Out The Ginger Ale After ALDS Victory

    When the Texas Rangers clinched a playoff birth and the division title in September, MVP candidate Josh Hamilton refused to take part in the post-game locker room celebration.  Hamilton isn’t opposed to celebrations, and this wasn’t the case of a player refusing to celebrate until his team wins it all.  Instead, being a recovering drug […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 10/12/10 — Cliff Lee

    The Stat Line of the Night — 10/12/10 — Cliff Lee

    Cliff Lee has been one of the most dominant pitchers in baseball over the last few years, if not the most dominant, and he went out and showed it once again in a deciding Game 5 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays.  The Rangers acquired Lee for just this type of stage, so they could […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 9/7/10 — Vernon Wells

    The Stat Line of the Night — 9/7/10 — Vernon Wells

    Let’s just say its a bad idea to bet against Vernon Wells when he plays the Texas Rangers.  As the Rangers have found out this year, when Wells and the Blue Jays come to town, it usually spells trouble for them.  He was at it again last night, helping the Jays to an 8-5 victory over the […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 7/27/10 – Cliff Lee

    The Stat Line of the Night – 7/27/10 – Cliff Lee

    The Texas Rangers look like they can make the playoffs and be a contender in the American League for the first time in many years, and an active front office went out and acquired Cliff Lee to try to help make that happen.  Unfortunately, Lee has not gotten the run support he expected from the […]

  • Rangers Pitcher Dustin Nippert Takes Line Drive to the Head

    Rangers Pitcher Dustin Nippert Takes Line Drive to the Head

    It’s the absolute scariest thing that can happen on the baseball diamond. A pitcher fires the ball to the catcher and is falling off toward one side of the mound, not in a good defensive position.  The batter hits a screaming line drive right back at him and he has no time to react and […]