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Washington Nationals Fail Yet Again (PIC)

Matt — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:23:52 +0000

The regular season has yet to start, but the Washington Nationals website is in mid-season fail. Hopefully these phrases are their commentary on the 2009 season, and not the upcoming 2010 season. Either way, whoever saw that probably put the ol’ credit card back into the wallet and decided against purchasing some overpriced tickets. It’s pretty sad when your ballclub can win 20 more games than the year before and still not finish .500. Play Ball!

Hat Tip Image – [DeadSpin]

You Would Do What For Marlins Tickets?

JamieD — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:25:31 +0000

The extent to which some people will go for a ticket to a premiere sporting event can be quite extreme at times, but it isn’t everyday that someone gets the opportunity to see the Super Bowl, or the first World Series game at the new Yankee Stadium.

So when an individual offers up a body part or enormous amounts of cash for the chance to witness these historic events, although unusual, the logic behind their decision can be somewhat understood.

However, when one crazy die hard fan offers to have his anus penetrated by any taker’s fist for some measly Florida Marlins tickets, we can’t help but ask, ‘why?’ I guess when you think about it, sitting through an entire Marlins baseball game may very well be more excruciating than getting ass-fisted. But why suffer through the pain of either?

Hat Tip Pic – [Deadspin]

Polamalu Needs Tickets And He’ll Nail Your Wife

AnthonyP — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:29:58 +0000

Total Pro Sports – I mean who would have thought the Pittsburgh Steelers Pro Bowl Troy Polamalu (lookalike) would need more tickets for the Super Bowl? You would think his team would provide as many as he needed.

So when the team and the NFL runs out of tickets to give to you for the big game, where is the first place you would think of to go and try to get some tickets? Some people would say Stubhub, Ticketmaster, Ebay, or even Craigslist would all great choices.

But this Troy Polamalu lookalike (I swear we did a triple take on his photo the resemblance is amazing) and huge Steelers fan is in desperate need of one ticket and says he can’t afford to pay $2000. So he has another option in mind. The Polamalu lookalike has listed a post on Craigslist titled “I’ll do ANYTHING for a ticket to the superbowl! – $1 (Pittsburgh)”.

You heard me right. ANYTHING!

I have a problem. I NEED to go to the Superbowl but I can’t afford the $2000 ticket. What do I have to offer otherwise? Myself.

-I can fix your pipes.
-Shovel your snow for a year.
-Repair your computer.
-Drive your kids around.
-Entertain you by performing a stupid dare.
-Bang your wife.
-Clean your house for a year

YOU NAME IT I CAN DO IT (I won’t cut my hair or kill anyone). I just need you to give me your Superbowl ticket.

Email me with your offer and you can have your very own Troy Polamalu look alike!

What a handy man, I mean this guy can do anything “Reapair your computer, drive your kids around, Entertain you by performing a stupid dare, Bang your wife, or even Clean your house for a year.”

Wow, interesting the 6th option sounds good……I mean lets be serious if someone if looking for another person to bang their wife I think they’ve made the post on the wrong site. You have to try a site like…Happ……….that’s right this is PG rated post (So if your interested in option #6 shoot me an email, I can set you up on a great site, Just Kidding).

An ambitious young man with a dream, but unfortunately we think he may never fulfill this dream with those options. Nice Try!!!!!!

Via: Sports By Brooks and Craiglist