Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

  • 9 Athletes Who Are More White Trash Than Kenny Powers

    9 Athletes Who Are More White Trash Than Kenny Powers

    Amid the return of “Eastbound and Down” (the anti-”Friday Night Lights”) and the recent partnership between Kenny Powers and K-Swiss, which is laid out in beautiful glory here, we got KP on the brain. Though the show is surely a satire, what’s truly funny (and scary) is that Kenny F*ckin’ Powers DOES in fact represent […]

  • DJ Steve Porter’s “Press Hop 2″

    DJ Steve Porter’s “Press Hop 2″

    Steve Porter’s first “Press Hop” was a creative masterpiece.  Matching it would be tough, but with the help of some new additions, like the LeBron decision and Tiger Woods’ confession, along with some old friends, including Allen Iverson and Herman Edwards, it may be fair to say that this is one sequel that doesn’t disappoint.

  • Picture Of The Day: Give Tiger A Break…

    Picture Of The Day: Give Tiger A Break…

    The “I’ve been screwed by Tiger Woods” count may be well past the century mark, but according to this clever character, it will never be as high as the “I’ve been screwed by Barack Obama” count.  Something tells me that this guy voted Republican. So why does he feel as though he has been getting […]

  • Tiger’s Divorce Finalized, Elin To Receive $750 Million

    Tiger’s Divorce Finalized, Elin To Receive $750 Million

    For those of you still feeling sorry for Elin Nordegren, soon to be former wife of Tiger Woods, you can stop crying for her now that she is set to become one of the wealthiest unemployed women around.  Reports have indicated that the divorce papers have been signed, sealed and delivered, and Tiger’s bank account […]

  • Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    After an incredible third round at Pebble Beach on Saturday, Tiger Woods found himself in contention to win his fourth U.S. Open going into Sunday’s final round.  However, things would not start out smoothly for Tiger on the final day of the tournament, and after a poor drive on the par 4 third hole, Tiger […]

  • Does This Look Like The Face Of A Tiger Woods Love Child?

    Does This Look Like The Face Of A Tiger Woods Love Child?

    Pornstar Devon James was not the first woman to come out and claim and affair with Tiger Woods, and she is not the first to come out and claim to have given birth to a child of his either (that honor belongs to Theresa Rogers). Her initial story involved a threesome between herself, Tiger and […]

  • 7 Things That Will Likely Get You Tased At A Sporting Event

    7 Things That Will Likely Get You Tased At A Sporting Event

    With all the tailgating that goes on at sporting events, fans can get pretty rowdy once they’re inside. A pack of rabid fans can create a rather hostile environment, one that may need to be tamed. Or tased. And since there seems to be a lot of tasing at sporting events lately, we’re going to […]

  • Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods has some more drama in his life. His swing coach Hank Haney has quit on him and now Haney is spilling stories like Tiger spills his seed all over the country. Haney might have just cost himself some future clients by revealing personal details about his relationship with Tiger. He confirmed that Tiger […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Some Just Can’t Get Enough

    Picture Of The Day – Some Just Can’t Get Enough

    Now that Tiger Woods has slept with every woman within this vicinity, he’s become a running sex joke.  So, sure enough, one of his patented ‘lean back while fist pumping’ portraits painted on a random bar’s wall has become an easy target for women to take provocative pictures with.  One can only imagine Tiger having relations with […]

  • Introducing the ‘Just Did It’ Tiger Woods Supra High Tops

    Introducing the ‘Just Did It’ Tiger Woods Supra High Tops

    If you are looking for a new pair of shoes and have a good sense of humors when it comes to the whole Tiger Woods mistress thing, then custom shoe outfitters YaoKustoms have just the thing for you.  Introducing the all-new ‘Just Did It’ Tiger Woods Supra High Tops.  Perfect for running away from your […]

  • Tiger Woods Sounds Off At The Masters…Again (Video)

    Tiger Woods Sounds Off At The Masters…Again (Video)

    Evaluating Tiger Woods‘ performance over the weekend can be tougher than you think.  Sure, he did come in a rather surprising fourth place after several months away from the sport of golf, but first place has always been the standard for Woods, and this weekend’s Masters tournament was no different. So as you may expect, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 4/11/10 – Phil Mickelson

    The Stat Line of the Night – 4/11/10 – Phil Mickelson

    The storyline for Phil Mickelson this weekend at the Masters was the illness his wife and mother are battling.  The storyline for the rest of the world following the Masters was Phil Mickelson.  He started the final round yesterday trailing the leader Lee Westwood by 1 stroke, but he would finish the day with a […]

  • Tiger Says: Tiger Woods, you suck! God dammit! (Video)

    Tiger Says: Tiger Woods, you suck! God dammit! (Video)

    Tiger Woods vowed that when he returned to golf, he would treat the game with the utmost respect and would cut down on verbally displaying his frustration at times.  Well, in the third round of the Masters on Saturday, he got a little sloppy on the sixth hole.  After hitting his first shot on the […]

  • Tiger’s New Nike Commercial w/ Voicemail Remix

    Tiger’s New Nike Commercial w/ Voicemail Remix

    Perhaps we should call today “Tiger Thursday.”  We have already showed you pictures of his latest mistress, and provided footage of his opening tee off at the Masters, which was accompanied by a rather unexpected message from the sky.  Now we are here to bring you the newest Nike Golf commercial, featuring Tiger Woods and […]