Tag Archives: toronto blue jays

  • A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    A-Rod At It Again In T.O., This Time Groping Female Officers

    Total Pro Sports – Toronto seems to be a hot spot for Alex Rodriguez.  Last time he made headlines in the great Canadian city, it was for his extra-marital affairs with a hot blond at a local strip club.  This time he stayed away from the titty bars, and even the hot blond (not Kate […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/31/09 – Adam Lind

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/31/09 – Adam Lind

    Total Pro Sports – It has been a nightmare season for the Toronto Blue Jays thus far in 2009.  After getting off to a hot start and holding the division lead through the first two months, they have fallen quickly, finding themselves out of playoff contention with a month left, and several question marks remain […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/22/09 – Marco Scutaro

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/22/09 – Marco Scutaro

    Total Pro Sports – Once again we turn to the Cleveland Indians vs. Toronto Bule Jays series for our Stat Line of the Night.  With the rumor mill in Toronto surrounding Jays ace Roy Halladay, it was another possible piece of trade bait that put on a show last night at the Rogers Centre.  Shortstop […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/21/09 – Cliff Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/21/09 – Cliff Lee

    Total Pro Sports – With the Indians traveling into Toronto, they bound to hear about all the buzz surrounding the possible trade involving the AL’s leading candidate for this year’s Cy Young, Roy Halliday.  Last night they sent a Cy Young winner of their own to the mound, last year’s winner Cliff Lee, and he […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/19/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/19/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – There were several strong performances on the mound Sunday but we can only choose one.  Call it biased, but we are going with Blue Jays’ ace, and the subject of several trade talks, Roy Halladay.  The doc was sharp all afternoon against the Boston Red Sox, leading his Jays to a […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Total Pro Sports – The fake umpires were back and they took their show on the road this weekend.  And no, we are not talking about Mike Winters and Adrian Johnson.  Instead, the “real” fake empires we are referring to are Tim Williams and Joe Farrell, the two men who park themselves in their seats […]

  • Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Total Pro Sports – The past three days in Philadelphia have not been the kindest to the defending World Series Champion Phillies.  Yesterday’s afternoon game saw fans reach their boiling point and rather than unleashing their frustration on Mets fans, this time they did so on each other. The Jays completed a three game sweep […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    Total Pro Sports – The Jays took a while to pick up their first interleague win of the season, but they wouldn’t make it a long wait for their second.  Following an 8-3 extra innings victory over the Philadelphia Phillies on Tuesday, Scott Richmond took the mound in an attempt to help his team string […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/07/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – One start after throwing 133 pitches in a complete game effort, Jays coach Cito Gaston was keeping a close eye on his ace, Roy Halladay.  How would the Doc respond?  How about another complete game, but this time it only took 97 pitches to close out the Kansas City Royals. With […]

  • Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs

    Jays Alex Rios Is Clearly Not In The Mood To Sign Autographs

    Total Pro Sports – When a big leaguer turns down an autograph request from an older man, it is often understandable.  They do not want him to go and sell it (like he probably will) in order to make a profit.  After all, the only ones who should be making the big bucks are the […]

  • Avril Lavigne Throws Opening Pitch At Blue Jays Game

    Avril Lavigne Throws Opening Pitch At Blue Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Hopefully Gary Dell’Abate, a.k.a. Baba Booey, wasn’t watching last night’s Toronto Blue Jays game.  If he was, he may be asking himself two things: 1.  “Do I really throw like a girl?”  The answer which would be an emphatic NO.  Sorry Gary.  Girls have a much better arm than you.  Don’t […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/02/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/02/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – Roy Halladay has been as close to unstoppable that MLB pitchers get.  If his 9-1 record doesn’t prove that, then maybe one should consider the fact that his last two starts were no decisions, even though one was seven shutout innings and the other he handed his bullpen a 5 run […]

  • Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Total Pro Sports – The Toronto Blue Jays have been having a great season thus far, and we think we know why.  Not only has their hitting and pitching been strong, but they also appear to be getting the calls from the ump behind home plate.

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/12/09 – Roy Halladay

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 05/12/09 – Roy Halladay

    Total Pro Sports – The Toronto Blue Jays backed behind their ace Roy Halladay beat up on the New York Yankees 5-1 on Tuesday night.  Improving their first place record in the American League East to 23-12. The player of the game was Blue Jays Roy Halladay who pitched an amazing complete 5 hit, 1 […]