Tag Archives: track and field

  • Lolo Jones Is The Hottest Virgin At The 2012 Summer Olympics (Pics & Video)

    Lolo Jones Is The Hottest Virgin At The 2012 Summer Olympics (Pics & Video)

    The London Olympic Committee will be providing athletes at this year’s Summer Games with 150,000 condoms.  Chances are not one of those condoms will be used by American sprinter Lolo Jones.  And it isn’t because she doesn’t practice safe sex.  In fact, Lolo happens to practice the safest form of sex: celibacy. During a recent […]

  • In Australia They Run “The Amazing Beer Mile” (Video)

    In Australia They Run “The Amazing Beer Mile” (Video)

    In “The Land Down Under,” they hold an event called “The Amazing Beer Mile.”  The rules are rather straightforward.  Each competitor starts by chugging a bottle of beer at the starting line.  Once they have finished chugging the beer, they run one lap around the 400-meter track, chug another beer at the starting line, and […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Great Form

    Picture Of The Day: Great Form

    This image not only captures the sexiness of the athlete, but it also gives us all an idea of the skill and precision that goes into each jump during a high-jump competition.  The jumper in this case appears to have cleared the bar easily on this attempt.  And if her eyes are any indication, it […]

  • Did This Track Girl Just Get Picked Off By A Sniper? (Video)

    Did This Track Girl Just Get Picked Off By A Sniper? (Video)

    I have been watching this video over and over for the past 30 minutes and I still can’t seem to figure out what impeded this female’s progress and caused her to lose her footing during a 100-meter sprint. An invisible hurdle, a ghost on the track and an shock bracelet around her ankle were a […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Anyone Up For A Game Of Twister?

    Picture Of The Day: Anyone Up For A Game Of Twister?

    Here is an image of a sprinter sustaining what we suspect would be the most painful track-and-field injury ever.  I am not even sure how one would end up in such a precarious position.  I guess when your body can’t quite keep up with your legs, these kinds of things happen.  I wonder how long […]

  • Could This Be The Greatest Relay Team Ever? (Pic)

    Could This Be The Greatest Relay Team Ever? (Pic)

    That’s right!  Four of the fastest men in the NFL may be spending their lockout season sprinting past the competition, much like they are accustomed to doing while playing football. The Kansas City Chiefs’ Jamaal Charles tweeted this message to the Eagles’ DeSean Jackson, the Titans’ Chris Johnson and the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson.  We’re still […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Great Shot Guys!

    Picture Of The Day: Great Shot Guys!

    Typical males.  They couldn’t have picked themselves a more opportune time to snap a picture of this female track & field competitor.  Whether she just won gold in record time, or suffered the most embarrassing of defeats, I don’t really think it matters to these four creepy photographers.  A shot of her rear is what […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Can’t See Me

    Picture Of The Day: Can’t See Me

    I am not quite sure what this guy just won, or lost, but it appears as though he would like to have a moment with himself…and the inside of his sweat-filled t-shirt. This could be one of those cases where the camera just so happened to take a picture at the perfect moment, or maybe […]

  • Sore Loser (GIF)

    Sore Loser (GIF)

    Coming down the final stretch, the man in the red knew he didn’t have the legs to keep up with the guy in the white.  So he did what any sore loser would do; give your opponent a smack in the back of the head as he zips by you and heads towards the finish […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Another One Of Jesus’ Miracles?

    Picture Of The Day: Another One Of Jesus’ Miracles?

    Perhaps this is how Jesus used to perform his miracles way back when in the mean streets of Jerusalem.  Stick your arm down your shirt, tell people you can make your missing arm reappear, and voila!  You have yourself a miracle and hundreds of new followers!

  • Picture Of The Day: Sexy?

    Picture Of The Day: Sexy?

    After taking a look at this image, I can’t help but ask, “Is this sexy?”  To some, maybe it is!  After all, not everyone likes a slim woman with a tight stomach and slender legs.  Some prefer a woman with a little more meat on her.  What’s the phrase again?…”More cushion for the pushin’”? So […]

  • Happy 25th Anniversary: The 25 Best NES Sports Games

    Happy 25th Anniversary: The 25 Best NES Sports Games

    Yesterday, Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) turned 25, which makes everyone over 30 feel really, really old. Here at TPS, rather than rue the march of time, we have decided to embrace it with this list of the 25 best NES sports games. While modern games have rendered many of these titles unplayable due to their […]

  • Reuters Title Fail: Gay & Dix (PIC)

    Reuters Title Fail: Gay & Dix (PIC)

    Tyson Gay was back on the track for his first 200-meter race of the year, but was edged out by Olympic bronze medalist Walter Dix.  That was what Reuters was trying to tell us.  Unfortunately, this was what they came up with: Perhaps they could have thought this one through a little more before deciding […]