• For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, [...]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented [...]

  • George Foreman III KO’s Human Punching-Bag For 1st Pro Victory

    Total Pro Sports – The son of former heavyweight champion George Foreman, conveniently named George Foreman III, stepped into the ring last night and won his professional debut.  Word has it they may actually find a boxer to face him for his second pro fight.  As for the first guy, Clyde Weaver, he likely collected [...]

  • Floyd Mayweather’s ESPN Interview Heats Up

    Total Pro Sports -  Following the Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton fight, the debate ensued on who is the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world.  Your choices?  Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr.  That same debate resurfaced between Floyd and an ESPN broadcaster during a TV interview with the boxing star via satellite. Floyd “Money” Mayweather, as he [...]

  • Miss WBC Oksana Semenisina Is A Knockout

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to be greeted after winning a WBC boxing match than receiving a kiss from Oksana Semenisina, also known now as Miss WBC.  The former Miss Lithuania used her stunning good looks and multiple fluent languages to launch a career that has placed her among the Don Kings and [...]

  • Mexican Radar Gun Official Files Work Grievance

    Total Pro Sports – The Mexican official who operates the radar gun at all WBC games is filing a work grievance. The official is reporting carpel tunnel syndrome symptoms from constantly having to raise the radar gun and push the button for every pitch. If you have watched any of the Group  B action I [...]

  • Ryu Helps Korea Defeat Chinese Taipei

    Total Pro Sports – Japan: The second match of the WBC was dominated from the first inning by Korea over a Chinese Taipei team that just could not get anything going, registering only five hits and no runs over nine innings.  Even though he was thought to be Japanese, Korean starting pitching and Street Fighter [...]

  • Joe Calzaghe A Fraudulent Legacy?

    Total Pro Sports – Joe Calzaghe defeated Roy Jones, taking his record to 46-0 and cementing his legacy as the best super-middleweight in the world. However the 0 on his record does not tell the whole story about his fraudulent legacy as he hasn’t fought the top fighters in their prime. Agreed the fact that [...]

  • Can David Haye Breathe Life Into The Heavyweight Division?

    Total Pro Sports – Britain’s David Haye announced his arrival in the heavyweight division with a devastating fifth-round knockout of Monte Barrett at the O2 arena in London. Haye was fighting for the first time since demolishing Enzo Maccarinelli for the WBC, WBA and WBO cruiser weight world titles, knocked down Barrett four times before [...]



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