Tag Archives: world cup

  • Picture Of The Day: The Golden Days Of Diego Maradona

    Picture Of The Day: The Golden Days Of Diego Maradona

    With Argentina only three victories away from the country’s third World Cup title, the possibility of coach Diego Maradona living up to his promise of streaking through the streets of South Africa naked is becoming more and more likely.  Unfortunately for the many who will be forced against their will to witness such an event, […]

  • Here Is Another Use For A Vuvuzela…A Beer Funnel (Video)

    Here Is Another Use For A Vuvuzela…A Beer Funnel (Video)

    Soccer fans around the world have been trying to put an end to the obnoxious sounds of the vuvuzelas in South Africa, but that doesn’t mean that these African instruments should be completely eliminated from the face of the earth.  After all, they can still serve some purposes in society.  For example, they happen to […]

  • Super Fan or Super Creepy?  (GIF)

    Super Fan or Super Creepy? (GIF)

    The title for the World Cup’s hottest fan is still up for grabs (tough call between Paraguay’s Larissa Riquelme and Argentina’s Dorismar).  As for the scariest fan, I think we have a winner! Perhaps the only thing scarier than the speed and skill of Ghana’s star striker, Asamoah Gyan, is this hardcore supporter of the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Here’s An Idea!

    Picture Of The Day: Here’s An Idea!

    With less than two weeks of action remaining at the World Cup, perhaps this message comes a little too late.  Nonetheless, I think this guy is on to something. There has been no shortage of great goals, amusing celebrations, and breathtaking beauties at this year’s tournament, but what has been missing is the inspiring sounds […]

  • Blonde Flashes Camera To Help Cheer Up Italians (Video)

    Blonde Flashes Camera To Help Cheer Up Italians (Video)

    Italians were dealt a devastating blow last week when their international soccer team was bounced from the 2010 FIFA World Cup after a heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Slovakia in their final match of the group stage.  The loss left many of the country’s die-hard soccer fans in mourning, but there was one special blonde that […]

  • Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    I’m not sure if I should write a post on this or call PETA. This dog owner maliciously plays a vuvuzela to purposely get a rise out of their terrified, and very pissed off, dog. Animal cruelty, dick-head owners, or both? In case you’ve been living under a rock, a vuvuzela is that obnoxious horn […]

  • Argentina’s Gabriel Heinze Slaps Cameraman (GIF)

    Argentina’s Gabriel Heinze Slaps Cameraman (GIF)

    Professional athletes are understandably annoyed by intrusive cameramen and reporters and it doesn’t get much more intrusive than being smacked in the face with a camera. Like Dennis Rodman before him, Argentina’s Gabrel Heinze attacked a cameraman, but as you can see it was warranted this time. Luckily Argentina won and can go on to […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Want to know what it takes to be a true patriot? Find a “Where’s Waldo?” body suit, one that covers you entirely like the Green Man costume from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, (poke some holes in it so you can see, but screw breathing). To top it all off, drape an enormous American flag […]

  • What’s The Score Officer?

    What’s The Score Officer?

    With many of the world’s leading politicians set to touch down in Toronto this week for the G20 Summit, police in the downtown area were out on their horses looking for any suspicious activity.  But that wasn’t all they were looking out for.  Not even the task of maintaining a safe and secure area for […]

  • Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s […]

  • Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?” Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!” Cletus: “No way!” Verne: “Way!!” Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!” Verne: Ah know! One […]

  • Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    If you ask me, rapists are just about the lowest form of humanity, sharing that title with murderers and deadbeat dads.  In order to help prevent these scumbags from getting their jollies at the expense of their defenseless female victims, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has created the Rape-aXe. In all honesty, its description happens to make […]

  • Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Nigeria held a 1-0 lead and were dominating the run of play thirty minutes into their match with Greece yesterday afternoon at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa.  Then with one swift kick of the boot, the tables turned on the African side. Chasing down a ball that was headed out of bounds, […]

  • Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    We may only be one week into the FIFA World Cup in South Africa, but if I had to start handing out awards, I’d have to give The Most Entertaining Team to Argentina, the Golden Ball (Tournament MVP) to Uruguay’s Diego Forlan, and The Most Annoying Fan to this guy in the image above. Perhaps […]

  • A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?  Millions of soccer fans have had to hear it for the past week as they watch each and every World Cup game.  Unfortunately their cries for silence have fallen on deaf ears.  As a result, it is very likely that the 2010 edition […]