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Kim Clijsters Provides Us With The Luckiest Tennis Point You Will Ever See (Video)
Roger Federer may be the master of making the most incredible/impossible shots on a tennis court, but here is one shot that he couldn’t make. Not even in one million attempts. During the third set of her third-round match at the French Open against 20-year-old Arantxa Rus of Holland, Kim Clijsters returned a serve that [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Follow The Round Bouncing Objects
Could this be tennis’ next great set of boobs? It wasn’t too long ago when male tennis fans everywhere were blessed with the arrival of Simona Halep and her giant funbags on the WTA Tour, but we have since watched her rid herself of the extra baggage on her chest, leaving us looking for tennis’ [...]
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This Is The Sexy Dress Caroline Wozniacki Will Be Wearing At The Australian Open
With the Australian Open right around the corner, some may be thinking to themselves, “I wonder what kind of outfit the world’s No. 1 female player, Caroline Wozniacki, will be wearing when she hits the court?” Well the wait is over. We have the answer right here! The 20-year-old tennis sensation will be looking to [...]
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Serena Williams Threatens Line Judge “I Would Kill You” [Video]
Total Pro Sports – After seeing a man run onto the court to give Rafael Nadal a kiss following his quarterfinals victory over Gael Monfils, I thought we had seen the best/worst of this year’s US Open tournament. I was wrong. Dead wrong! Last night’s semifinals match between Serena Williams and Kim Clijsters was the [...]
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Serena Williams Gets Carnied At The Fair
Total Pro Sports – For those of you who have visited the fair before only to be tricked by a carny into playing a game you can’t win, don’t be embarrassed. Even the best sometimes become victims of the quick, slick carnies. Look no further than female tennis superstar Serena Williams. This video which was [...]
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She Did It! Simona Halep’s Breasts Are Gone!
Total Pro Sports – Well the fantasy is officially over. The tennis world has lost two of its brightest upcoming stars. The left and right breasts of Simona Halep. After the big breasted 17-year-old Romanian tennis player was discovered earlier this year within the sports blogging world, she would soon state her plans to reduce [...]
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Tennis To Begin Penalizing Grunters
Total Pro Sports – It is one of the more unusual parts of the game. Men and Women of the tennis world who feel the need to grunt at each swing of the racket. Hockey players do not grunt when taking shots or delivering hits. Baseball players don’t do it when pitching or hitting. Basketball [...]
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Show Your Support For Simona Halep’s Breasts On Facebook
Total Pro Sports – What better way to show your support for something than by creating a Facebook group. So why should you join this group? Because it is the only way to show your support for Simona Halep and her lovely breasts. The saga continues for this 17-year-old tennis star as her large breasts [...]
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Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs”
Total Pro Sports – In the continuing saga that is Simona Halep’s 34DD breasts, a possible savior may have just turned up in the nick of time. That savior is none other than Alena Schurkova, the size 32E former volleyball star. The rising 17-year-old tennis star has received a lot of attention because of her [...]
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Michelle Larcher de Brito Is Tennis’ New Orgasmic Grunter
Total Pro Sports – There is likely no better way to sell the game of tennis to males than by having a female in a short skirt shriek and moan loud enough to be heard three courts over (well maybe just one better way: Simona Halep). Sadly, that moaner is Michelle Larcher de Brito, a [...]
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Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction
Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” Total Pro Sports – Many of us may have thought her previous threat to undergo breast reduction surgery would not fall through. Maybe she would realize how much those breasts meant to her fans. Perhaps she would understand that [...]
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Simona Halep Likely To Have Breast Reduction
Updates June 3/09 – *Alena Schurkova: “Simona Halep You Can Be A Champion With Big Boobs” May 28/09 – *Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction* Total Pro Sports – It is a sad day in woman’s tennis. Roughly one month after TPS brought you the rising star of the WTA, Simona Halep, we [...]
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Sarah Gronert Cleared To Play Tennis As A Woman
Total Pro Sports – You be the judge: Should this tennis player be able to compete as a man or women??? This 22 year old German tennis player named Sarah Gronert was unfortunately born with both male and female genitalia, a disorder called Hermaphrodite. Gronert’s male genitalia were removed almost 3 years ago and is [...]
