Charles Barkley: ‘I Just Wanted Oral Sex’

Charles BarkleyTotal Pro Sports – If anyone missed it on this past Monday Charles Barkley was pulled over in Arizona and busted for Drinking and Driving.  When police pulled him over he told them he was in a rush and ran the stop sign because to get some oral sex.

Charles used the best excuse of them all the sex excuse.  Lucky another car wasn’t coming or a pedestrian wasn’t crossing the road at the time.  What would have been his excuse then to the victims family?  He was in a rush to get a blow.  Don’t get me wrong some of us have done some stupid things for sex, but what officer let you off with an excuse like this?

According to the Gilbert Police officer who pulled Charles Barkley over and wrote the report noted that,

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues:

“He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees,

“I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Check out the Police Report Here.

So next time you get pulled over make sure you don’t use Barkley’s excuse  because it wont work.  If NBA Hall Of Famer Charles Barley can’t get off with an excuse like this, then you have no chance.

Maybe this one will work, “Officer, I seem to have some brown stuff running down my leg would you like to look? I need a toilet!”

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