Greg Oden Wants to Give You the Short Version of the Story
Yes, everybody loves them some funny t-shirts — even Greg Oden of the Portland Trail Blazers. Here’s a photo of Oden donning a “Long Story Short, I F*cked her” t-shirt, apparently taken on New Year’s Eve. The photo was discovered on Facebook.
Oden, just 22-years old now, is quickly becoming a fan-favorite amongst fans because of his somewhat quirky personality. Even though he looks like a 45-year old, scary mo fo, there’s actually a lovable bear inside that outer shell who apparently has one hell of a sense of humor, even though he’s out for the season again with a knee injury.
I have a few questions about the picture. 1) Does this pretty lady in the tube top take the picture with Oden because he’s Greg Oden, because he’s wearing a funny shirt, or both? 2) Did she f*ck him? 3) If she didn’t f*ck him, then who did Greg Oden f*ck?
My guess? And this is just a shot in the dark, but I think she didn’t notice the t-shirt and merely saw it was Greg Oden. She took the picture with him so she could brag to all her friends that she’s in a photo with Greg Oden, an NBA player for her hometown team. Here’s the rub. She’s also a church going girl who wears a celibacy ring, and she’s the daughter of a very angry father. Her reputation in Portland as being the pure girl is completely ruined. The End.
What? Not true? Okay…
Hat Tip Image – [TheBigLead]