Stupid Guy Vs. Treadmill (GIF)

Filed under the “Not quite as smooth as the musical group OK Go,” here is a relatively overweight man trying to make good on his New Year’s Resolution by hopping on the treadmill for a change.

Of course, he hasn’t used the machine since last New Year’s, so it has some minor kinks in it that need to be fixed before it’s actually useful.   The only problem: He’s fixing it while it is plugged in and powered on.  As soon as he gets that rotten chicken leg out from underneath the treadmill mat, it sends him in motion, right into the handle bar, knocking him flat on his back and then takes his manhood right into one of the bars.

The only question I have is, why does he have the camera rolling?