Kiss Cams at sporting events may be one of the greatest inventions ever. You simply never know what you are about to get. Sure, there are times when two wrinkly-skinned geezers swapping tongue particles is all you will see, but then there are those moments of greatness.
Perhaps nothing will beat the sight of two gorgeous women playing tonsil hockey at a Chicago Bulls game, but this cold-shoulder to an overly aggressive boyfriend certainly comes close. I think I know the exact thought going through her mind:
“I appreciate you for bringing me here, but your work is done. Now get out of the way while I attempt to seductively stare down Jacoby Ellsbury.”