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Dick Pole

I’ve got to be honest here. Is there really anything I can add that will make this funnier?  Probably not, but bossman says to give it a whirl.  Here goes.  Dick Pole turned down contracts from many other teams just so he could introduce himself at parties as “Dick Pole, Beavers”.  Then people would reply the exact same thing, but as a question.”Dick Pole, Beavers?” And Pole would say, “As often as I can!” Hilarity and laughter would follow and then Pole would bed like 9 women that night and give up like 4 runs in 2 innings the next day.

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