Joe Johnson’s Services Are Being Sold On Craigslist
If your favorite NBA team is in need of a premiere shooting guard, you may be in luck because the services of Joe Johnson are currently being sold on Craigslist for $20,000,000 a year, or $500,000 per hour. Unfortunately, he only provides seasonal work between the months of December and April, and he will not work any overtime.
Johnson struggled to find his rhythm throughout the Atlanta Hawks second round series against the Orlando Magic, averaging a very disappointing 12.8 points per game. His post-season performance did not sit well with the Atlanta faithful, and the relationship between Johnson and the city’s fans hit an all-time low when the All-Star guard said he “could care less if fans show up or not.”
Now he wont have to worry about that anymore after the Hawks were swept in four straight games by the Magic. And with Johnson set to become a free agent in the off-season, expect the offers to begin rolling in. He may not have the greatest playoff resume, but as a Raptor fan, I would be happy with anyone who can just get us there.
Maybe I should forward this advertisement to GM Bryan Colangelo.