Picture Of The Day: This Is How You Make A Corvette Disappear

corvette parking fail

I am going to assume that somewhere under the back of his truck this guy had one of those bumper stickers that reads “If you can read this, you’re too close.”  Unfortunately, once the guy in the Corvette got “to close,” it was “too late.”

I am still trying to figure out how this happened along the shoulder of the road.  Couldn’t he find himself a better spot to park his car?  I have seen some bad parking jobs before, but never this bad.  Let’s just hope that the driver was able to escape this mess in one piece, because his car clearly didn’t.