I didn’t know the Chicago Blackhawks’ fanbase was boasting McLovin as one of their own. They should be very proud. Where should I start with this kid? The fashion faux-pas of wearing a jersey with no shirt underneath? The butt crack hairdo? The smile? The sideburns? Or the lip fur that only exists around the edges? It doesn’t help his cause that he’s standing next to two pretty Blackhawks’ ice girls.