Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?”
Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!”
Cletus: “No way!”
Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!”
Verne: Ah know! One guy even tried to pass another guy!”
World Cup is boring? 500 left turns are boring. Really boring. It’s so boring that Grandpa has Wimbledon fever.