“Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”
Did I miss something here? Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies? And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female?
Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol. The man who with the single swing of a bat can make any woman wet. Or perhaps I have taken this a little too far, but can someone please explain to me the reason behind this chick’s reaction?