“Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

Did I miss something here?  Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies?  And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female?

Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol.  The man who with the single swing of a bat can make any woman wet.  Or perhaps I have taken this a little too far, but can someone please explain to me the reason behind this chick’s reaction?

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