UK Socialite Talks About Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Ridiculously Large Member”, Cyber Dates With Kim K
UK socialite and former reality television star Jasmine Lennard isn’t the first female to speak out about her intimate encounters with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, but that doesn’t make her recent interview with The Mirror any less interesting. Sure, we all knew that Ronaldo can be a sissy at times, and his choice of attire is often questionable, but who would have guessed that he was ridiculously well-endowed, or enjoyed cyber sex sessions with some of Hollywood’s finest?
Here are some of the tidbits from Jasmine’s rather revealing interview, which can be found in its entirety at The Mirror:
“He sent his main man Rogerio to ask me where I was going after the club and if they could all come and have a “sexy time”. I politely declined, offering instead to give Ronaldo my number if – and only if – he came and asked for it himself…
“He text messaged furiously until two days later I agreed to meet him.
“I said I would not be going to his hotel but if he wanted I would pick him up and he could come and spend a couple of hours over at my place. And I made sure he understood I was not the type of girl to involve myself in group activities or late night “sexy time” parties. He had no idea what he had let himself in for. I stripped naked, slipped on my black Louboutin heels and jumped into my Lamborghini Murciélago and headed down the hill to pick him up.
“I wasn’t interested in wooing him or winning his heart. In truth I wasn’t even attracted to him. His shorts were SHORT, his top was TIGHT and the pink colour of both was …just not for me. As soon as he encountered my German Shepherd dogs and started screaming and waving his crutches at them in total panic and fear I realised perhaps this wasn’t going to be Mr Right.
“Soon after entering the bedroom, I did indeed catch sight of the REAL Ronaldo. Now, while a lot of women appreciate a well-endowed man, this was just RIDICULOUS…intimidatingly so. “Oh for God’s sake”, I thought, “let’s get this over with”, although I wondered how long that would take. Not long was the answer…perhaps he was having an off day!
“His appetite for women is insatiable. He boasts of sending group text messages when among friends to women saying “Hola bebe, I am thinking of you” and seeing how long it takes and how many replies he receives.
“He also talks of allocating time slots for his women to “skype date” with him over the internet. One of his latest conquests was the American socialite Kim Kardashian.
“Ron and women almost inevitably ends in disaster. He explained to me that nearly every time he has a female house guest he loses his temper and the women end up sleeping in separate bedrooms to him.” [The Mirror]
Well-endowed, has sex with many women, cyber sex with many more, and rarely finds himself sleeping in the same room as them when it is all said and done. Perhaps I have not been giving Cristiano the credit he truly deserves.