Picture Of The Day: I don’t know about you, but I think she’s a keeper…


Get it? This woman could be the worst person imaginable and still get away with telling potential suitors that she’s a ‘keeper’ without lying. Oh, what fun with a pun! Even if she was a closet serial killer, and told somebody she was a ‘keeper,’ my guess is the guy would run like hell when he realizes her hands are the size of the  7-Eleven Incredible Hulk hands. But I guess that’s what makes her such a great ‘keeper,’ right? Now I’ve just confused myself.

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