Here Is An Animated Look At The Wayne Rooney Prostitution Case (Video)

In case you haven’t heard, English soccer star Wayne Rooney has made headlines this week after reports surfaced that he bedded a £1,200-per-visit prostitute by the name of Jenny Thompson while his wife Coleen was pregnant.  Jenny revealed their intimate affair to the media, claiming that Rooney would pay in wads of cash and had also engaged in a threesome with her and a friend.

In case you needed a visual reenactment to help you better understand the situation, the Taiwanese have this interesting piece for you.

So let me get this straight.  Rooney would perform kick-ups, before jumping into bed with the two prostitutes.  As he did his thing, one of the ladies would work on a sudoku puzzle while the other would do her nails.  Then Rooney would venture off to the old age home where he would receive oral sex from a granny with no teeth (I wonder how that feels).  His teammates would then take him out to celebrate, but his wife was not too pleased with this so she threw him and the kitchen sink out the door.  And now Rooney can’t hit the broad side of a barn with his shot.

I think I finally get it.  Thanks again Taiwan.

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