Picture Of The Day: I Can See Your Mangina Amar’e!

amar'e stoudemire espn the body issue

ESPN is set to release another one of their “The Body” issues where they feature popular athletes baring it all for the camera.  One of those athletes just so happens to be Amar’e Stoudemire, who appears to have gotten the short end of the stick on this deal, if you know what I mean.

As I watch Amar’e leap into that pool, I can’t help but wonder which of the following best explains his “deficiency”:

A) This is an incredibly cruel photoshop job done by the people at ESPN.

B) Amar’e has tucked away his manhood, creating a self-made mangina.

C) Amar’e really does have a mangina.

D) A couple of fingers are all that is really needed to cover Stoudemire’s private parts.