Wait…What? The 20 Funniest Sports Headlines

10. Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 100 Meters
Okay – The reason this headline is funny is….Oh? You get it? OK.

9. Lady Jacks off to Hot Start in Conference
Hmmm. To be fair, a think a hot start in the conference would get anyone fired up enough to take drastic measures. I hope it worked out for her.

8. This Sport is Stupid Anyway (Soccer)
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You’d think this headline would be written by a 4th grader for his elementary school magazine. And you’d be pretty close. NY Post again, after the US got booted from the World Cup.

7. Tiger Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
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While that may be true, it seems like he’s done a fair amount of outsourcing in this regard.

6. Royals to Get a Taste of Angel’s Colon
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If you’re gonna have to taste a colon, wouldn’t you want it to be an angel’s?

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