Footballer’s Guide To Sleeping With A Prostitute (Flowchart)

Something tells me this is the same flowchart Wayne Rooney, David Beckman, Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema and Sidney Govou all used when deciding whether or not they should be sleeping with a prostitute.  After all, according to “Wayne Rooney’s Premiership Prostitute Decisionator 2010,”  when confronted with the question of whether it would be a good idea to hire the services of a “working girl,” all signs point to “Yes!”  

Hat Tip – [The Poke]

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