When you think of female bodybuilders, the word “revolting” immediately springs to mind. For years, men have been drawn to taught, fit women. However, things get dicey when the line moves from taught and fit to “works out until one looks like an androgynous sea creature.” Well, guess which camp the residents of this list fall into? For months and months, we’ve given you, our dear readers, nothing but beautiful women. Well all that changes now. These women are beautiful in their own way, which is a nice way of saying that they’re beautiful in no way at all. Some of these images COULD be Photoshopped. Dear Lord, I hope that some of these images have been Photoshopped. Otherwise…yuck. Here are twenty women who could stand to put down the weights and maybe just stick to power pilates.
Also, please note that I didn’t include the women’s names. Mostly because it’s mean. Actually, it’s mostly because names for photos are hard to look up and no one cares. But also because using real names would be mean. So I juxtaposed female celebrity names with the images. Fun, right?
Thought we'd kick things off with a bang. Or a thud, whatever. Nice wall.
What the hell is going on downstairs here?
Her chest looks like a roadmap. And I don't mean that in a good way.
Yeah. "Woman." Ok, whatever. That poor plant behind her...
Just by wearing that outfit, this chick has completely ruined birds for me. Seriously. I'm never even eating chicken again.
"It's sexy time whether you want it or not. Now get over here and love me or I'll break your wrists."
15. Mary Kate
This looks like a part of a photo essay on the Dust Bowl or something. Smile! You're on camera!
"She wore an...itsy-bitsy, teenie, weenie..."
This chick poses in the backyard like this every day and has driven down property values throughout the entire neighborhood.
STOP! I see what you're doing, and I'm respectfully asking you to stop what you're doing right now. I DO NOT want this.
Why is there so little fabric? Please lord, get this woman a robe.
Her ass looks like two oversized, greasy yams. The high-tops are a nice touch, though. I like the high-tops.
Kim Catrall used to be much more muscular, didn't she?
Busta Rhymes was once a woman. An ugly, ugly woman.
She's wearing her grade. On the scale of attractiveness from 1-10,000, this woman is a 14.
Yes, ma'am. Thank you. We are fully aware of the location of the gun show.
Finally, some fabric.
Those pecs are disgusting. Seriously. No joke here. Those pecs are disgusting. And that face ain't so great either.
Sadly, when you ask this woman to "act sexy," this is what you get. She sneers and pulls her pants way up. Also, I fear she may fake tan. I've got excellent tan-dar.
I think she likes you. If I saw one of those in a city park, I think I would shoot it.