Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited.

Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover up with that blanket.

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