Check Out This Horrible Commentating From Last Night’s Canada vs. USA Gold Cup Match (Video)

Wa Wa We Wa?  Likes scoring like a fat kid likes eating cake?

Is this commentator f*cking kidding me?

If having to sit through a Gold Cup soccer match between North American rivals Canada and the United States wasn’t painful enough, some were forced to listen to the brutal commentary from this patriotic moron, who can’t seem to get enough of the cheesy metaphors or the five-year-old Borat references.

It is instances like this where I can’t help but thank the man who was responsible for creating the mute button.

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