This Should Help Explain Why Roberto Luongo Is Letting In All Those Goals (GIF)

For those wondering why Roberto Luongo has been allowing so many goals against during Games 3, 4 and 6 of the NHL Finals at Boston’s TD Gardens, the answer is simple.  He hasn’t.  Instead, you might be surprised to hear that during each of those 15 goals that have gone past Luongo, the Canucks’ netminder was secretly teleported away from his net by Spock and the rest of the crew aboard the starship Enterprise.

However, their teleportation device doesn’t seem to be able to reach Rogers Arena in Vancouver, where Luongo has allowed only two goals against in three games, all Canucks wins.  So don’t expect Bobby Lou to be vanishing from his net during Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Wednesday night.