Blake Griffin, Kevin Love And Other Locked Out Sports Stars Found A New Job (Video)
Need someone to grab the box of cereal that you can’t seem to reach? How about someone tall enough to swat the fly that is sitting on the top of your wall? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, the Lockout Professionals are here to help!
Members of both the NBA and NFL have come together to form the company “Lockout Professionals.” From carpentry to Bar Mitzvah DJs, these guys do it all for the affordable(?) price of $9,000,000.99, which is somewhere around the amount of money that many of them stand to lose if their upcoming seasons are cancelled.
If you are in need of help, give them a call at 1-800-LOCKOUT and you could find Blake Griffin, Kevin Love, Tyson Chandler or Ron Artest Metta World Peace at your doorstep within minutes.
Luckily for Adrian Peterson, it appears as though the NFL is only days away from ending their lockout.