Shaq And Girlfriend Show How To Smoke Through Your Ears (Video)
Shaquille O’Neal announced his retirement from pro hoops back in June. Since then, the 7’1” behemoth has had to find new ways to keep himself busy. This explains why, these days, you can spot him doing all sorts of random stuff—like tweeting miscellaneous thoughts, going to Taylor Swift concerts, lifting Best Buy employees over his head (obviously), and making random youtube videos for all his fans.
And speaking of random youtube videos, here’s a great one. What we have here is a weird little video the Big Aristotle made with his girlfriend, reality TV star Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander. (Don’t beat yourself up if you have no idea who she is; I had to look her up. Turns out, she’s tiny.)
I must say, it’s a nice little trick. Next time you’re at a party, enlist a hot girl for some assistance and impress your friends. (Also, get the hot girl’s number.) But hey, don’t ask me how it works. If you’re not sharp enough to figure it out, you probably aren’t going to be able to pull it off anyway.