8 Potential Jobs for Locked Out NBA Stars
With the NBA players and owners seemingly as far apart as ever from reaching a contract agreement and ending the lockout, many players and even some coaches are scrambling to find new jobs that utilize their on-court skills in useful, productive ways off the court. Let’s take a look at which jobs some of the league’s biggest stars have landed so far.
8. Dirk Nowitzki — Bus Driver
Job Requirements: Built like a bus, able to carry large numbers of people one’s his back and strength with multiple languages.
7. Ray Allen — Plumber
Job Requirements: An understanding of complex diagrams and a natural ability to send more rain down the drain than anyone, ever.
6. Mike Brown — Male Nurse
Job Requirements: Strong problem solving and an ability to tactfully deal with high-maintenance, troubled patients.
5. Carmelo Anthony — Farmer
Job Requirements: A green thumb and experience with nuggets.
4. Metta World Peace aka. Ron Artest — Circus Clown
Job Requirements: Prone to eccentric, wild behavior and a compulsive need to be the center of attention.
3. Chris “Bird Man” Andersen — Janitor
Job Requirements: Strong ability to mop up messy situations on the floor and around sloppy buckets.
2. Steve Nash — Drive-thru Attendant
Job Requirements: Accuracy and speedy order distribution while assisting customers and dishing out lunch.
1. Kobe Bryant — Tiger Woods’ Caddy
Job Requirements: Clutch finisher with Intimate knowledge of every hole and what shots to make in sticky situations.