9 Sexy Hockey Fans

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Chicks dig hockey. It’s a scientific fact that the NHL has more hot girls per capita than any other sport in North America (except college football). There just seems to be something about big athletic guys knocking each others’ teeth out that appeals to the female demographic.

So if you’ve always been kind of interested in hockey but never really got into it, consider this is your wakeup call: follow hockey, see hot girls. It’s a win-win.

Since the 2011-2012 NHL season gets underway tomorrow, what better time to offer a tribute to the league’s greatest asset: it’s smoking hot fans.

Here’s a list of 9 hot hockey fans doing hockey fan-type things. Enjoy!

9. Royal Cleavage
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One of the best things about the NHL are the “ice girls.” These are groups of young ladies who come out onto the ice during TV time-outs (sadly, viewers at home miss out) and scoop the excess snow off the ice. Not every team has ‘em, but every team should.

I really didn’t want to include any these magnificent women on this list, since we here at Total Pro Sports have already paid homage to ice girls elsewhere. But I couldn’t resist just one. Forgive me?

8. “Sexy Hockey Girl”

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This video is kind of sexy. It also might be a little disturbing. The jury’s still out on that one. I decided to err on the side of caution and put it on the list.

Note: if you’re the kind of person who will be bothered by the fact that this lovely woman is wearing a goalie’s mask with skaters’ pads, just go ahead and leave right now without reading the rest of this list. I’m afraid you just won’t enjoy it.

7. Flames Bikini Chick
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When the Calgary Flames made a surprise run all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals back in 2004, the hockey world discovered something truly amazing: Calgary girls love their hockey…and they love to party. After playoff victories, people would pour out of downtown Calgary watering holes and throw impromptu Mardi Gras-style parties—complete with chicks flashing their boobies. Depending on your perspective, it was either an utterly awesome or exceedingly embarrassing cultural phenomenon.

6. These Contests Are Rigged

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When I came across this video I thought, “hey, cool, that chick shooting the puck in the intermission contest in Chicago is pretty hot.” But I really didn’t make all that much of it. Then I saw this video:

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Now I’m kind of suspicious. Could the Blackhawks be fixing the fan intermission contests so only really hot women get to come out to center ice? “No, that’s crazy,” I thought…before I saw this:

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Conclusion: the Chicago Blackhawks are most definitely rigging the intermission contests at Chicago Stadium. (Not that I mind.)

5. Canadiens Hottie Montage

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Say, how about a youtube montage of hot chicks in Habs gear featuring a remix of Flo Rida’s “Right Round” that substitutes French lyrics about hockey? I knew those Quebecers loved hockey, but I didn’t know their love of the game pervaded their erotica. That’s serious. (PS, I think that title graphic is supposed to read “Quebec Girls Are Fans of Hockey.” Nice going, babelfish.)

4. “The Habs Girl”

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Speaking of Canadiens fans… My French may be a little rusty, but I can tell that (a) this girl is hot and (b) is talking about the Montreal Canadiens. And this isn’t just some one-time thing. Whoever this woman is (okay, her name is Marie Pier), she has a regular webcast in which she recaps Canadiens games. Awesome, right?

Oh, and she also makes lots of videos like this:

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On a related note, it turns out I am a Canadiens fan.

3. Elisha Cuthbert
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There are a number of hot hockey WAGs. But they don’t qualify for this list of hot hockey fans because, as far as we can tell, they’re only hockey fans because they sleep in the same beds as hockey players.

The super sexy Elisha Cuthbert is a different story. Not only is this girl Canadian (and from Alberta to boot), but she’s dated more than one hockey player. First it was the NHL’s #1 douche, Sean Avery. Now it’s Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf.

2. Panther’s Cougar Puts ‘Em on the Glass
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Remember the Canucks flasher? She was that girl who flashed her boobs at Ben Eager of the San Jose Sharks while he sat in the penalty box during Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals back in May.

Yeah, well, that was cute and all, but she’s got nothing on this Florida Panthers fan. (Did you know the Florida Panthers had fans?)
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Disclaimer: my official position is that I disapprove of women flashing their breasts at hockey games. My unofficial position is that I kinda don’t mind that much.

1. Humungous Hockey Rack

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Embarrassing to her kid; wildly entertaining to adult males seated in her section. Judging by the gear worn by the people sitting next to her, I’d say this wonderful lady is at a Dallas Stars game. So I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

Anyway, congratulations to Debbie and her surgeon. She is the hottest hockey fan. Nice work.

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