Farewell To The Lions’ Booty Lounge
After suffering through years of futility, Detroit Lions fans finally have a reason to travel to Ford Field to watch their team play. In fact, they had two reasons, although it appears as though they are on the verge of having one of those reasons taken from them.
The first reason, and perhaps the most obvious one, is the success of the team, as they have gotten themselves off to a red-hot 5-0 start for the first time since 1956. Fans are finally enjoying themselves at Lions games and with a stellar offense and a punishing defensive line, we don’t expect that to change anytime soon.
As for the second reason, that would be the “Booty Lounge“, which has been parked outside Ford Field prior to Lions’ home games since 2005. Unfortunately, it appears as though we have seen the last of the Booty Bus, as it was impounded by Detroit police prior to the Lions’ Monday night game against the Chicago Bears a few days ago.
According to reports, the driver of the bus did not have a driver’s license or a commercial driver’s license. As for the bus itself, it hadn’t been inspected by the Michigan Department of Transportation.
So on behalf of everyone who enjoys naked women and cramped buses with grimy stripper poles, we bid you farewell Booty Bus.
Hat Tip – [KSEE24]