The San Diego Padres suck. One quick glance at the bottom of the MLB standings will prove that fact, as their 24-46 record is the worst among all teams in the Majors. Needless to say, they can probably afford to try just about anything to help turn their season around and improve attendance numbers (they rank 22nd in the league in 2012 average attendance) at this point.
How about signing this sexy blonde ball girl to a contract, for starters.
She clearly has the skills with her glove to play second base for the Padres. As for her abilities at the plate, I’m sure she can’t be that much worse than the Padres’ current second basemen, who are hitting for a combined .209 average at the moment.
Hat Tip – [MLB.com]