Watch Jose Canseco Endorse Steroids, Jiggle His Pecs, And Trash Talk Players Who Didn’t Take Steroids (Video)
You can love Jose Canseco or you can hate him. Either way, you have to admit that the guy is one of the most entertaining baseball personalities of all time.
On the field he was famous for his huge guns and 500 foot home runs. Off the field, of course, he’s become known for his brazen tell-all book, Juiced, and his constant willingness to talk about ‘roids, how they’re totally rad, and how anyone who doesn’t think so is a hypocrite.
So what’s his latest soap box? Well apparently he’s been hired as a spokesperson for Steroids.com, a company that refers to itself as “The World’s #1 Supplier of Pharmaceutical Grade Anabolics!”
Of course, that slogan appears on their website about an inch and a half above a disclaimer that reads, “**Warning: Testosterone, Deca-Durabolin, Dianabol, Winstrol, Clenbuterol, Anavar, Growth Hormone, and Trenbolone are toxic Anabolic Steroids**”…so, yeah.
Anyway, Jose recently did a promotional video for Steroids.com in which he talks about how chicks love watching you “shake your boobs around” (1:38) and how pretty much any ballplayer who didn’t take steroids back in the day was “just a p—y” (1:50).
Oh, and he talks about all this for 9 minutes, while wearing sunglass and no shirt. Obviously.
It’s internet gold. Check it out:
By the way, if you didn’t make it that far, you should also skip ahead to about the 7:30 mark. At that point, Dr. Canseco starts handing out medical advice, which is fantastic, because he is just the type of guy we would all want health tips from, right?