Some Classy Cubs Fan Was Making Inappropriate Oral Gestures Behind Home Plate Monday Night (Video)
Remember when you were 13 and you discovered how to make that oral sex gesture by moving your hand back and forth and sticking your tongue in your cheek? That was hilarious for, what, like 6 months? You’d do it every time your teacher turned his or her back, or pretty much any time any adult said anything to you. But then it got old and lost it’s appeal.
However, there’s apparently one fully grown Chicago Cubs fan who never got tired of it and still thinks it’s totally hilarious. So he spent the entire 9th inning of Monday night’s Cubs-Pirates game making that gesture…right behind home plate…which means he was on TV the whole time.
Luckily, the game was delayed by rain and didn’t end until 1:28 A.M. local time, so there weren’t many young eyes watching. On second thought, seeing as how it was a game between the Cubs and Pirates, there probably weren’t many eyes of any age watching this game. But still, it’s a pretty classless thing to do. And the fact that it took place during the wee hours of the morning didn’t stop stadium security from kicking him out of the game once they got wise to his tricks.
Way to make your mom proud, guy.
Anyway, here’s the video of the incident. Note what the commentator says at the 0:33 mark.
What’s that about a lead pipe?
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]