FIFA Soccer 13 Glitch Has One Player Doing Unspeakable Things To Another Player (Video)

fifa 2013 dirty goal celebration fail

EA Sports’ FIFA Soccer 12 was very well-received by video game critics. It scored a 9.5 out of 10 from IGN and a 9.0 out of 10 from Gamespot, just to list a few. However, that didn’t mean the game was without its flaws and glitches. And most notable among these were the wacky scenes generated by the game’s “impact engine”—i.e., the software governing its laws of physics.

What kinds of wacky scenes am I talking about?

I’m talking about things like this, where Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney magically flies through the air:

And scenes like this, in which Liverpool’s Andy Carroll makes out with (and has his nether regions fondled by) Arsenal’s Lukasz Fabianski:

Such a tender moment, right?

Anyway, FIFA Soccer 13 didn’t get quite the glowing reviews that its predecessor got. And surely part of the reason is that the programmers failed to work out some of these kinks.

Case in point: this amazing glitch in which a player appears to give a crestfallen goalkeeper a “happy ending” after scoring a goal. Take a look:

That’s something, isn’t it?

I always wondered why there wasn’t a mainstream “adult” video game on the market. But I guess we don’t really need one as long as EA keeps making FIFA Soccer.

Hat Tip – [Dirty Tackle]

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