It’s that time of year again! And by that, I mean it’s time for professional cheerleaders to dust off their holiday outfits. Technically, when someone dresses like a member of the opposite sex it’s considered an act of transvestism. But when a hot woman dresses like a fat old man from the North Pole, for some reason that’s considered “sexy as hell.” I’m not sure who makes the rules, but I have to abide by them. With that in mind, here are 25 naughty cheerleaders dressed as Santa. Happy holidays.
The Colt's cheerleaders wore blue Santa hats. What gives them the god damn right to change those colors?
Wearing a red hat is much less offensive than calling yourselves the Redskins.
I wonder if Mark Sanchez fell face-first into any of their butts? With the way he's been playing, I doubt it.
New York Jets
I've often wondered what a Buccaneer is. Perhaps one of these girls will teach me.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate the Cowboys, but for some reason, I'm OK with their cheerleaders.
I think it's short sighted to put cowboy hats on the Bronco's cheerleaders. But, whatever. Look at those legs.
The NBA gets into the spirit, as well, by objectifying women in a festive manner.
The Vikings might not be the best team in the league, but that girl on the right more than makes up for it.
Tragically, this Redskins' cheerleader was run over by a reindeer shortly after the game.
These Miami Heat girls are giving the greatest gift of all: erections.
Santa doesn't need sunglasses! Idiots.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I love this girl. That is all.
Ironically, all of these cheerleaders are Jewish.
Wearing that outfit in Chicago will get you a nasty case of frostbite. Of course, if you're walking around outside the United Center, that's the least of your worries.
She might be the only Jacksonville fan smiling this season.
As you can see from this picture, it gets cold in Denver.
These Raider cheerleaders are distributing bulletproof vests to lucky fans.
Sam Houston would be proud... after you explained what football was, and why these girls are dressed like harlots.
OK, this isn't a Santa outfit. And it looks more like the 4th of July. But I really liked the picture.
I didn't know they celebrated Christmas in Tennessee. I also didn't know they had a football team.
I bet this cheerleader is daydreaming about the Rams moving back to LA.
St. Louis Rams
I thought this list was lacking college girls, so I included this pic even though they aren't dressed as Santa.
This woman looks ridiculous. That is all.
These girls are celebrating because they aren't in Cleveland.
I'm not sure if these girls are actually Tampa Bay cheerleaders. But I don't care. Merry Christmas!