Does the Legends Football League, formerly known as the LingerieFootball League, have some talented athletes? It absolutely does. For example, there is Philadelphia’s Marirose Roach, who is actually a gifted football player with a serious love for the game. That being said, the league does not really exist to showcase female football talent. This is “sports entertainment,” and putting a good-looking team out on the field is just as important, if not more so, than putting a good-playing team out there. So with that in mind, today we’re going to assess just how well put-together the 2013 LFL teams are—ranking them from first to last in terms of overall aesthetic appeal. A shallow undertaking? Sure. But it’s a shallow league, so we’re just going with the flow.
If Cleveland Crush running back/defensive back Fennell Tamar is on the last-placed team, obviously the LFL isn't doing too bad. She's a pretty attractive woman.
12. Cleveland Crush – Tamar Fennell
Jamara here plays tight end, a position that has a very different connotation when you're talking about lingerie football.
12. Cleveland Crush – Jamara Lee
Diane is listed at 5'4" and 132 pounds, which is absolutely hilarious. There is no way this woman weighs 132 pounds.
In any case, she's cute, and she rounds out a pretty strong showing from the least-hot (but still pretty hot) LFL team.
12. Cleveland Crush – Diane Ha
Leekplay may be a strange name, but there's no doubt this is one of the most beautiful women in the LFL today. If this were a list of the hottest LFL players, she'd be in the top 5 for sure. (Don't believe it? Check out this spread.) However, this list is about the teams, and it just so happens that Leekplay is a cut above the rest of the Valkyrie.
11. Minnesota Valkyrie – Leekplay Paye
Victoria here plays OL. Usually you want brawny people on your offensive line, but I guess that rule doesn't apply in the LFL.
11. Minnesota Valkyrie – Victoria Pedersen
Brittany Austin rounds out the 11th hottest LFL team, the Minnesota Valkyrie. Once again, it's obvious that pretty much all the teams have at least a handful of really attractive players.
11. Minnesota Valkyrie – Brittany Austin
The Omaha Heart are two of just three LFL teams whose names have no sexual connotation whatsoever. (The others is the Minnesota Valkyrie and the next team we'll feature.)
10. Omaha Heart – Lindsay Burgnham
Brittany Benson: a perfect name for an old-fashioned, all-American, Midwest farmer's daughter.
(Note: I have no idea if Brittany actually is a farmer's daughter. It's a figure of speech.)
10. Omaha Heart – Brittany Benson
Amanda Hogan is ripped. Just look at that midsection.
10. Omaha Heart – Amanda Hogan
The colors green and gold are synonymous with football in Green Bay, so it was really a no-brainer for the Chill.
9. Green Bay Chill – Jennifer Freund
Obviously Danielle Jorgenson isn't doing too much tailgating before Packers games, eating lots of sausages and drinking lots of beer. She's got a pretty great figure.
9. Green Bay Chill – Danielle Jorgenson
Ann Erler rounds out the Green Bay Chill's representatives on this list and proves that, while the Chill may rank ninth, they certainly do have excellent bodies.
9. Green Bay Chill – Ann Erler
Kate Osman used to play for the Philadelphia Passion. Now she plays for the Jacksonville Breeze. I guess she was looking for a warmer climate.
8. Jacksonville Breeze – Kate Osman
Eliese Zuckelman is one of the few LFL players who doesn't play on both sides of the ball. She's just a cornerback—one of the sexiest cornerbacks you've ever seen.
8. Jacksonville Breeze – Eliese Zuckelman
Adrian plays OL an LB. I bet she's an excellent tackler.
8. Jacksonville Breeze – Adrian Purnell
Where have we seen Tanyka Renee before? Hmm.
Oh, that's right. Here.
7. Philadelphia Passion – Tanyka Renee
This woman's last name really is Orgi, but I have no idea whether that "g" is hard or soft.
7. Philadelphia Passion – Stephanie Orgi
Perfetto means "perfect" in Italian, and that sounds about right for Angela here.
7. Angela Perfetto
What is there to say about Nadia other than "wow"?
6. Chicago Bliss – Nadia Larysa
Deena's nail polish matches the blue in her lingerie uniform. That's a nice touch.
6. Chicago Bliss – Deena Fagiano
I have no idea if Briawna is any good at playing football, but she's amazing at looking gorgeous in lingerie. Keep up the good work, Briawna.
6. Chicago Bliss – Briawna Schultz
I'm sure Holly Wilson made the Baltimore Charm because she is a very gifted athlete.
5. Baltimore Charm – Holly Wilson
Note how thin Christina's eye black is. I like to imagine her having a conversation with the GM of the Baltimore Charm about eye black that is very similar to the one Jennifer Aniston has with her boss at Chotchkie's about her pieces of flair in Office Space . The GM will say, "do you see Nadia Larysa over there on the Chicago Bliss sidelines? Look at her eye black."
5. Baltimore Charm – Christina Deavers
Ashley Helmstetter rounds out a pretty strong contingent from Baltimore. These women have some of the fittest bodies in the league.
5. Baltimore Charm – Ashley Helmstetter
You could do a lot worse than Las Vegas Sin wide receiver/cornerback Tamica Estrella.
4. Las Vegas Sin – Tamica Estrella
Though she has the name of a quarterback, Maddie McCoy actually played tight end and linebacker.
4. Las Vegas Sin – Maddie McCoy
Jenny looks extremely talented. (FYI, the Sin website doesn't even list her position...because that's how good she is?)
4. Las Vegas Sin – Jenny Yukich-Gardenhire
Shea is pretty ripped. She's only 5'8", but I bet she could mess you up.
3. Seattle Mist – Shea Norton
QB/DB Laurel Creel has been one of the hottest LFL players from the beginning and she's still going strong.
3. Seattle Mist – Laurel Creel
To quote the esteemed Billy Ocean, please, Christine, get out of my dreams and into my car.
3. Seattle Mist – Christine Moore
Do you think Brittany Sharp's nickname is B-Sharp? Because that's would I would call her.
2. Atlanta Steam – Brittney Sharp
Ashley Johnston is your classic Georgia Peach.
2. Atlanta Steam – Ashley Johnston
...And Alexandria Stone is your classic sultry firecracker.
2. Atlanta Steam – Alexandria Stone
The hottest team in the LFL? Of course it's the Los Angeles Temptation. With so many gorgeous women in LA trying to make it in show biz, they really do have an unfair advantage over the rest of the league.
1. Los Angeles Temptation – Chloe Butler
Both Ogom Chijindu here and the next woman featured on this list have been with the Temptation from the beginning. I guess playing football in your underwear is a good gig.
1. Los Angeles Temptation – Ogom Chijindu
Liz Gorman is the closest thing the LFL has to a superstar. She was defensive player of the year in 2010 and a finalist for the award in 2011. Plus she's really, really hot.
She used to play for the Tampa (now Jacksonville) Breeze, but last year she decided to take her talents to SoCal. In doing so, she took the Temptation from being one of the hottest teams in the LFL to the hottest team.
Nice work, Liz.
1. Los Angeles Temptation – Liz Gorman
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