This Vine of Jose Bautista and Munenori Kawasaki Stretching Is Glorious (Video)
Have you found yourself wondering recently how Toronto Blue Jays hilarious utility infielder/outfielder Munenori Kawasaki stays limber while riding the pine and waiting for his chance to get in the game?
Well, it’s all about the pregame stretching, apparently. And yesterday, Muno took time out of his busy pregame schedule (which I assume mostly involves practicing his postgame interview catchphrases) to show Blue Jays slugger Jose Bautista his routine.
Fortuntely, Bautista was kind enough to post the vaguely erotic workout on Vine for the world to see in all its endless looping glory. Take a look:
So there you go, kids. If you want to be a big league ball player, get yourself a foam roll, put it on the ground, and hump the living begeezus out of it.
Thank you. That is all.
Hat Tip – [@JoeyBats19]