Tom Brady and the New England Patriots Dress Up For Their Halloween Party (Pics)
On Monday, the New England Patriots held a Halloween party. You know, because Bill Belichick likes to keep it loose and have fun.
Okay, I’m joking. Belichick is like the guy at work nobody wants to hang out with after work—the guy you avoid at lunch so you don’t have to invite him to the bar for happy hour. Obviously, having a Halloween party was not his idea. Oh sure, he dressed up. He was a pirate. See:
Thing is, though, Belichick was a pirate two years ago, too. The guy’s like, “I’ve got one Halloween costume. Isn’t that enough?”
Yeah, loads of fun.
Fortunately, some of the players got pretty into it. Here is LeGarrette Blount, Aqib Talib, and Bandon Spikes striking a pose together:
I’m not sure what Talib actually is, but it’s going to haunt my nightmares.
Here’s something considerably less terrifying. It’s Rob Ninkovich and his wife, dressed up as ancient Egyptians:
Aw. Cute. But not as cute as Tom Brady and Gisele, who went as the Cowardly Lion and a sexy Dorothy from The Wizards of Oz:
Actually, now that I think about it, this isn’t really that cute. It’s kind of creepy. Dorothy kissing the Cowardly Lion? If Tom were the Tin Man or Scarecrow, that would be fine. But what’s with the zoophilia?
And by the way, I wasn’t just calling Gisele “sexy Dorothy” because she is sexy (though, she obviously is). No, she actually was a sexy Dorothy:
I’m pretty sure Dorothy doesn’t wear thigh-high stockings while hunting down those ruby slippers in the movie.