Well, it’s mid-December, which means there is good new and bad news for all you fans of NFL cheerleaders.
The bad news? It’s freaking cold out there, so when games are played outside the girls are going to be all bundled up.
The good ? Now that it’s cold outside, it’s time to warm you all up with our annual list of the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL.
Yes, while some folks like to present their rankings at the beginning of the season, we think it makes more sense to wait until the season is mostly over to make the call. For starters, most NFL cheerleading squads don’t have their websites updated until after the season begins. And, more importantly, it really helps to see everyone in action before passing judgement.
But enough of the introduction. You’re probably ready to see this year’s rankings. So, everyone, right this way…
Some things change, others stay the same. Such is the case with the important things in life, as well as lists of hot cheerleaders.
Last year there were no New England Patriots Cheerleaders on the list. This year there is one. Her name is Casey, and she has a Bachelor of Science in fashion and retail merchandising which she hope to use by—can you guess?—starting her own fashion label.
Best of luck, Casey.
20. Casey – New England Patriots Cheerleaders
As the most famous cheerleading squad in the world, the DCCs always have number of gorgeous women on their roster. However, this year Veronica Ann was one of the ones that really stood out from the pack.
19. Veronica Ann – Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
On last year's list, the lovely Idelys came in at number ten. Did she get less hot? No, she's still pretty ridiculous. However, the competition got a little stronger–kind of like annual currency inflation, only awesome.
18. Idelys – Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
We're going to go out on a limb and say this is the hottest woman named Geraldine you have ever seen in your life.
Are we right?
17. Geraldine – Seattle Seahawks Sea Gals
When you're an NFL cheerleader, you don't spell your name "Megan" or "Meghan" like a regular person. You spell it "Maigan," because you're special.
16. Maigan – Washington Redskins Cheerleaders
Jessica is in her second season with the Dolphins Cheerleaders, and second of four from that squad to make the list.
What can we say? Miami girls are just amazing. We probably could have put about 10 Dolphins Cheerleaders on the list and no one would complain.
15. Jessica – Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Last year we put Melissa here, now in her fourth year with the Gold Rush, 17th on the list. In hindsight, that seems kind of low. So we made the correction.
14. Melissa – San Francisco 49ers Gold Rush
Mariel is a student majoring in public relations and minoring in dance. She has one hell of an internship, wouldn't you say?
13. Mariel – Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders
Raise your hand if you like sculpted abs? Okay, now put your hands down and give this University of Kansas alum a round of applause.
12. Emily H. – Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders
According to Lesha's very informative bio, her favorite TV show is Keeping Up with the Kardashians and her favorite movie is—obviously—Bring It On.
Oh, and she hopes to one day be a plastic surgeon...presumably because she wants to make everyone as hot as her.
11. Lesha – Houston Texans Cheerleaders
Last year Chelsey ranked sixth. Obviously it was a tough year for the incumbents, but she held her own pretty well.
10. Chelsey – Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders
Please ignore the ridiculous makeup and photoshop touchups and just focus on how crazy hot Brooke is. Now you have three reasons to visit Kansas City: the barbecue, the Chiefs, and her.
9. Brooke – Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders
Maybe it's just the painted-on bikini talking, but we think Heather here is pretty incredible. (If she looks familiar to you, maybe it's because you saw her here.)
8. Heather – Washington Redskins Cheerleaders
Last year Brianne ranked ninth. But, as with Gold Rush cheerleader Melissa, we have since realized the errors of our ways. Please forgive us, Brianne.
7. Brianne – Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
This year's highest ranking Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader is All-American (crazy hot) girl nextdoor Nicole. In the immortal words of John Stamos in the role of Uncle Jesse on Full House...have mercy.
6. Nicole – Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Last week Erica Nicole was all bundled up in a parka with the rest of the Eagles Cheerleaders. But here's how she looks when the weather isn't so wintry.
5. Erica Nicole – Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleders
When the Beach Boys sang about "midwest farmers' daughters," I highly doubt they had women like Ciara in mind.
In any case, this is Ciara's first year with the Colts Cheerleaders. Let's hope she's around for many years to come.
4. Ciara – Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders
TopCats Cheerleader Laura is a teacher. Her male students probably have the lowest test scores in the state. There's no way they're learning anything while she is in the room.
3. Laura – Carolina Panthers TopCats
Last year Grace was number three. This year there was a void in the number two spot, so she moved up one.
Obviously, she's very deserving.
2. Grace – Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Number one for the second year in a row is Redskins Cheerleader Mila. This is her fourth year with the Washington squad and she shows no signs of decline. Will anyone ever dethrone her?
We'll have to wait until next year to find out.