There are a lot of perks to being Johnny Manziel right now, the biggest being that multi-million dollar contract he’s eventually going to sign with the Cleveland Browns.
However, in second place right behind the millions of dollars are the women. And I don’t just mean the chicks he actually “dates,” either. Everywhere this kid goes, hot women just walk right up to him, start conversations, and ask to have their photo taken with him. That’s like being out fishing, and all the big fish are jumping in your boat—which is to say, it’s amazing.
Today, we’re going to give you a little sense of just how awesome it is to be Johnny Manziel by ranking the 20 hottest women with whom he’s ever been photographed. We don’t how many he “sealed the deal” with, but you can bet it has happened on more than one occasion—especially since one of the women on this list was actually his official girlfriend.
Ready? Let the envy begin…
Who is this lovely woman? When was this photo even taken? I have no idea. And that, really, is the point. There are so many photos of Johnny Football with hot women that is doesn't even matter where or when or who.
Now, for comparison, sit down and think of how many photos you have of yourself with a woman at least this hot. (Girlfriends and significant others count only once.) I bet you can count them on one hand, can't you?
20. Just Some Random Hot Blonde
Oh, hey there cute girls in sexy bikinis! Sure I'll take a picture with you. What's that? Your boyfriend is a huge fan of mine? Where is your boyfriend, anyway?
19. Random Spring Break Bikini Chicks
One random Tuesday night, Johnny Football was walking around the streets of College Station, Texas, when this pack of eight girls stopped him and asked for a picture.
What was he going to tell them? No? Yeah right.
18. Typical Tuesday Night
See what I mean? If you are Johnny Manziel, you just go to the beach and the chicks in bikinis come to you. And let's be honest, too—it has nothing to do with his looks. It's all about celebrity.
17. Random Beach Hottie
This woman's name is Elika Sadeghi, and she was at the Wynn Las Vegas with some equally attractive girlfriends this past Saturday when she spotted Johnny Football and asked if he'd pose for a photo.
Sadeghi, by the way, is apparently some sort of sportswriter. (Which is exactly what my mom tells her friends about me.) You see more of her (and her other hot friends) on the Instagramz @steaknstiffarms.
16. Elika Sadeghi
Wow. What a set of peepers, amiright?
15. The Chick with the Amazing Eyes
This is another one from spring break. And judging by the hand around the waste and the kiss, I think Johnny actually got to know this woman a little bit.
14. The Spring Break Smoocher
I don't know about the brunette, but the blond on Mr. Football's left arm is Alex Corddry. These days she's a sports reporter for WHDH ABC 7 in Boston, but at the time this photo was snapped at a Super Bowl XLVII party, she was covering SEC sports for CBS42 in Birmingham.
Also, she is very, very hot.
13. Super Bowl Party with Alex Corddry
When was the last time you ate at Hooters and the waitresses asked you for a photo?
Oh right. NEVER.
12. Johnny Football at a Dallas Hooters
My internet sleuthing tells me that the attractive blonde woman on the right is named Kelsey. Not that you really care.
11. Just Two Hot Blondes Getting Cozy
Here's a nice little photo of Johnny Football with his gold iPhone and a sexy Texas A&M student named Traci Vega.
Her priorities in life, according to Twitter? (1) God, (2) Family, (3) Fashion, and (4) Aggies.
Good to know.
10. Sexy Aggie
When Johnny Football was the Heisman, he was dating a fine young lady named Sarah Savage...who is a bikini model.
9. Sara Savage: The Ex Future Mrs. Football
Who is this woman? Just some hot chick from Purdue who ran into Senor Football on the beach in Cabo last March, snapped this pic, and gained a ton of Instagram followers. No big deal.
You can check her out yourself if you like. (No, really, do it.)
8. Another Random Beach Hottie
This is the group Johnny Football was hanging with at the Wynn Las Vegas on Memorial Day weekend.
And yes, that is Rob Gronkowski. I'm surprised you noticed.
7. Manziel's Sexy Memorial Day Entourage
Johnny Football never got paid as a college athlete, but somehow he always found himself in enviable places—like luxury boxes (filled with gorgeous women) at Cowboys games.
6. Johnny Hanging with Some Babes at the Cowboys Game
This is just like the time I went to Cabo for spring break, only two hot chicks never tried to make out with me at the same time.
5. Johnny Cabo
Even when Johnny is trying to work he runs into hot bikini babes who want to pose for pictures. In this instance Johnny was in San Diego working with his private quarterback coach when he decided to go for ice cream and ran into these women.
4. Ice Cream in San Diego
If you dressed as Scooby Doo, there's no way you'd end up dancing with the chick dressed up as a high-end callgirl.
3. Johnny Doo on Halloween
Remember when the internet went crazy because Johnny Manziel shows up at a Texas Rangers game with this woman?
Yeah, that was awesome.
By the way, her name is Kyndal Kyaire...so I guess she's named after the e-reader.
2. Johnny and Kyndal
No, that's not the same woman as the last one. Johnny Manziel just has a type. (Really hot.)
1. Whoa Nelly
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