Beware, Group G: Witch Doctor From Ghana Claims He Put Curse On Cristiano Ronaldo Before Injury
If you thought Cristiano Ronaldo‘s knee injury was brought about from a bad fall, or misstep, think again. According to a Ghanaian witch doctor, it was caused by a Ghanaian witch doctor. That’s right. Nana Kwaku Bonsam has claimed responsibility for Cristiano Ronaldo’s knee injury, after the fact.
Pretty convenient. Something bad happens, then a witch doctor just steps up and says, “Yup. That was me. I did that.”
If that’s the case, I would like to go on record as saying that I put a curse on A-Rod that got him busted for PEDs, and I also put a magical curse on Lance Stephenson that caused him to blow in LeBron’s ear and act like a petulant child for most of the Eastern Conference Finals.
Of course, the people of Ghana have a pretty vested interest in Cristiano Ronaldo’s health, as Ghana is in the same World Cup group as Portugal—the titular Group G, along with the US and Germany.
If there are any American witch doctors that are capable of putting curses on every player of every other team in Group G, it should help them out going into group play.
Hat Tip – [Bleacher Report]