Cleveland Browns Fan Takes a Piss on Art Modell’s Grave, Puts the Video on YouTube (Video)
You know how Art Modell moved the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore, where they became the Ravens and won two Super Bowls, while Cleveland got an expansion team three years later that got to keep the Browns name, records, and “intellectual property”? Well, Cleveland Browns fans are pretty hardcore, and they were kind of angry about that. In fact, they never got over it—not even when Art Modell died nearly two years ago.
That brings me to the fine gentleman you’re about to meet in this here video. He is one of those hardcore Browns fans who never got over the Browns’ move to Baltimore in 1996. So he and an associate recently took a trip to Maryland and paid a visit to Modell’s grave. Then he urinated on it, like any well-adjusted, fully grown adult would do.
Take a look:
I’ll go on record as saying I am against grave-pissing. I know Browns fans have a thing for urine, but in my book it’s just not cool.
That being said, if you are going to piss on a man’s grave, at least have the balls to own it. Don’t hide behind a Ravens jersey and a “Texas catheter.” Whip your junk out and piss like a man. What we see in this video is the grave-pissing equivalent of firing somebody over email, or breaking up with somebody over text. It’s bush league.