Munenori Kawasaki Learns a Hug From David Ortiz Is a Very Big Hug, Indeed (GIF)

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In the world of baseball personality traits, David Ortiz‘s known propensity for hugs is pretty far removed from those of John Rocker and Jose Canseco. Ortiz is a hugging machine on the warpath. He cannot be stopped or reasoned with. He likes the hunt of the hug like a lion likes zebras.

This week, on Big Papi’s hitlist was Toronto’s Munenori Kawasaki. Avert your eyes. It was a real bloodbath:

I’m sorry you had to see that. If Ortiz ever takes a leave from the MLB, he can always become the world’s richest man by opening a “Cash 4 Hugz” kiosk at the mall. That way, he can be in the same building as former coworker Pedro Martinez, who is in a managerial training program at the Manchu Wok in the food court.

Hat Tip – [Cut4]

Tags: Boston Red Sox, David Ortiz, Munenori Kawasaki, toronto blue jays,

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