Is There Anything Peyton Manning CAN’T Do? Yup. Dance. (Video)

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I don’t want to say Peyton Manning doing the “white man’s overbite” when dancing was a foregone conclusion, but let’s just say that I was relieved that my expectations were met when I saw this video.

Peyton Manning, apparently rebounding from his recent Super Bowl trouncing, decided that Broncos training camp was an appropriate forum to get a little funky and cut a rug to “Rocky Top.”


Here’s the video (may cause ocular bleeding in people with rhythm):

I can’t speak to how this ties in to the Broncos performance in the 2014-15 season, but I suppose a loose, funky quarterback is a happy quarterback. And a happy quarterback is a productive quarterback…I guess.

Peyton was honestly performing fine before he started dancing, so I’m not sure what the expectation is now. Maybe this will inspire Matt Leinart to start doing “The Dougie” behind whatever Olive Garden he’s managing these days.

The lesson here: You’re never too successful or famous to humiliate your children.

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