Clint Dempsey Trades His MLS Jersey for Some Popcorn, May Have Gotten Ripped Off (GIF)

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MLS superstar Clint Dempsey, possibly delirious with hunger, approached a young fan in the stands and traded, straight-up, his jersey for some of their popcorn. How come Clint Dempsey gets to trade his clothing to children for snacks, and it’s adorable, but when I took my pants off to get a granola bar from that 4th grade field trip at the museum, it was a crime (misdemeanor)? So unfair.

While the child behind Dempsey’s right arm was the one involved in the transaction, it seems as though a couple of the women flanking him were incidental beneficiaries of the shirtless star. I’m not convinced they’re not slightly variant clones of Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz, but I have nothing to prove that.

Here’s the GIF, in case you want to see Dempsey’s huge…tattoo:

That’s one way to celebrate the Seattle Sounders victory. Another way was how I did it, which involved ignoring the game altogether, then checking to see when the next World Cup is.

Ugh. It’s like 4 years away almost.


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