Tough Day at Work? Well Unless a Bird Pooped in Your Mouth, Man U’s Ashley Young Doesn’t Want to Hear It (Video)
By their vaunted standards, Manchester United had a pretty miserable 2013-14 campaign. The third-most valuable sports team in the world didn’t just fail to defend their 2012-13 EPL championship. They finished in seventh place, sacked their coach less than a year into his tenure, and failed to qualify for the UEFA Champions League for the first time in 18 years. Meanwhile, crosstown rivals Manchester City took the league crown.
Oh the indignity!
Anyway, the Red Devils are obviously looking to redeem themselves this year. Unfortunately, if you believe in omens, things are not looking good. In addition to losing their opening game against Swansea on Saturday—the team that finished in 12th place with 11 wins, 9 draws, and 18 losses last year—winger Ashley Young experience something no human being should ever have to experience.
I am talking, sadly, about the fact that a bird shat in his mouth.
Here’s the Vine:
And since the EPL will probably have that Vine taken down because they don’t want people talking about their product, here’s the animated GIF:
That’s extremely unfortunate. But who knows? Maybe Young’s agent can get an endorsement deal with Listerine out of it.
Hat Tip – [Independent via reader Ron Canada]